New year brings warpath of grudges
In the spirit of retribution and crass name calling that’s popular today, I have made the New Year Resolution to threaten everyone and everything I possibly can with a lawsuit. My plan is to get rich by getting back at those who have wronged me or with whom I disagree. First I’ve got to find the right lawyers. They must be of the BNPL ilk (Buy Now Pay Later), and trust that I’ll be generous after the job is done. And they must have special qualities. The women have to be gummy bear and Botox friendly, and steady on stilettos. They will be required to spend at least two hours in ...