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Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines:
- New York State Assemblywoman Emily Gallagher recently took the position that shoplifting biological products that are necessities shouldn't be a crime, you know, like brain food for some assemblywomen.
- It was recently announced that Prince Harry and his wife Meghan are leaving California to move back to England. And the line of Americans volunteering to help with the move already stretches to Chicago.
- President Trump says that he may declare the Strait of Hormuz U.S. territory. If that works out, he might try it with Minnesota.
-- Environmental experts say that the variety of vegetables for human diets is shrinking. Raise your hand if you would donate a stick of dynamite to end the life of a head of kale.
-- Two men and two women in Indonesia received 100 canes lashes for adultery. If they applied that same law to Congress, Former Senator Eric Swalwell would have caused a lumber shortage.
-- Have you seen that video of President Trump with the enlarged behind that made him look like he was wearing a diaper? A lot of his opponents would prefer him wearing one over his mouth.