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Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines:

-- Rumors are that President Trump is now wearing a wig. If that’s true, we may soon hear the usual Trump declaration that, “nobody has ever seen anything like it, it’s made of gold.”

-- There is some corporate interest in building a data center at the former Sugar Hill golf course site. On some bad outings years ago, I could have used a bank of computers to keep score.

-- Francesca Hong, who’s running for Wisconsin governor, stated a while ago that she hates the Thanksgiving holiday. And now, just a couple days ago, she stated that it’s her favorite celebration. Maybe as Governor she could establish a new holiday where she can eat crow.

-- The problems for Dr. Fauci keep piling up. He got tossed out of church the other day because during confession, he kept taking the Fifth.

-- Russian ruler Vladimir Putin is known as a bit of a health nut where he’s been known to take baths in deer blood. The one bad side effect is that the doorways have to be widened for his antlers.

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