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Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines:
-- People in New York City have witnessed strange men of unknown origin coming up out of the sewers. Rumors are that they could be part of Mayor Mamdani's new program of rent control.
-- Donald Trump is hinting at renaming the state of New Mexico from that to New America. You know what this renaming scheme is eventually leading to, don't you? "In the beginning God created the heavens and The Trump."
-- Even though Prince Harry is moving back to England, it has been announced he will not be able to use the title of His Royal Highness. Rumors are that he is negotiating for His Royal Mediocrity.