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Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines:
— I recently saw a digital picture of the remains of a man thought to be 315,000 years old. I don't know what he was eating but, to me, he didn't look a day over 200,000.
— Scientists have found that if your blood pressure is high, you can lower it by listening to Mozart. And if your blood pressure is low, you can raise it by listening to Kamala Harris.
— Barack Obama recently said that we ought to put women in charge for two years because he believes that they would make things better. I've got a one word rebuttal for that idea- Hillary.
— President Trump just called reporters that criticize him and his administration "sleaze bags." He could've used the terms "dirt bags" or "scum bags" but, as time goes on, it seems as though he's becoming just an old softy.
— Madonna won the Artist of the Year Award at the MTV Show last Sunday night even though her laser dance performance had less quality of artistry as a painting by my 1-year-old great-granddaughter.