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Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines:

-- A woman who was raised by monkeys in a South American jungle was shocked the first time she saw her reflection in a mirror. Big deal! For me, that was every day in junior high school.

-- The state of Tennessee just botched the execution of a 50 year old woman. She survived two lethal injections but authorities may try killing her again after consulting with Dr. Anthony Fauci.

-- President Trump may be on the verge of doing it again. The new title of a great patriotic song could soon be renamed " God Bless America, Except For San Diego and Los Angeles."

-- President Trump is supporting legislation to make daylight savings time permanent. He says that additional daylight reduces crime. Hey, whether or not it's light or dark, nothing slows down Congress.

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