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Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines:

-- The AI world has developed a new computer that can read your mind. They hooked it up to Kamala Harris and the computer said, " I give up."

-- A mumbling Democrat council candidate named Jamie West from Indiana admitted she had three beers before a podcast interview. Those three beers indicate she's not anywhere near ready to run for President.

-- Elon Musk just unveiled to the world a flying car that can go 0 to 60 in less than a second. That's almost as fast as Trump can fire a new press secretary.

-- According to a recent study, listening to music makes food taste better. Looking at 2026 modern day America, here’s a message to my fellow Americans; ” STOP THE MUSIC.”

-- President Trump has issued a White House directive banning the term Artificial Intelligence from all official and relevant documents. They are to be addressed as Super Intelligence. How ironic is that? Super Intelligence is being defended by limited intelligence.

Starting at /week.