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Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines:
— It looks like the Donald Trump's MAGA term has a new meaning after the last Tuesday's election disaster. MAGA now stands for Mini-Aged Golden Age.
— A new study in Scientific Reports dismisses the theory that life started here from comets crashing into the earth. And according to a report in a book called Genesis, God said, "Hello, it's me."
— A guy named Karl Bushby recently returned to his home in England after walking around the world for the past 28 years. He broke down in tears while hugging his mother and she told him about Ubers.
— President Trump said he plans on working with Democrats following his historic defeat in the midterm elections. He may be surprised because I think the work the Dems have planned for him involves a chain gang.