Quippies
Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines: — A humanitarian group recently presented Pope Leo 14th with a gift of a green orb. You know, you can call me crazy, but I’ve always seen the Pope as a blue orb kind of guy. — According to a scientific research group, reading books can slow the aging process. But the bad news is that, by reading this quippie, even though you are laughing uproariously, you still aged about 13 seconds. — President Trump had promised that a November election victory for Republicans will allow the federal ...