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Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines: – New York State Assemblywoman Emily Gallagher recently took the position that shoplifting biological products that are necessities shouldn’t be a crime, you know, like brain food for some assemblywomen. – It was recently announced that Prince Harry and his wife Meghan are leaving California to move back to England. And the line of Americans volunteering to help with the move already stretches to Chicago. – President Trump says that he may declare the Strait of Hormuz U.S. territory. ...