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Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines: — Boy oh boy, that trade war between the U.S. and Canada is really getting ugly. President Trump may rename Lake Ontario to Lake America. Oh,oh wait until Trump hears about Canadaway Creek. — If things really get out of hand with Canada, rumors are that Trump may apply the knockout blow; a 400% tariff on hockey pucks. — A Chinese robot named Lightning just ran a 100-meter dash in a new world record time. Unfortunately, the stop button malfunctioned so Lightning should be pulling into Spain ...