Quippies
Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines: --- I recently saw a digital picture of the remains of a man thought to be 315,000 years old. I don’t know what he was eating but, to me, he didn’t look a day over 200,000. --- Scientists have found that if your blood pressure is high, you can lower it by listening to Mozart. And if your blood pressure is low, you can raise it by listening to Kamala Harris. --- Barack Obama recently said that we ought to put women in charge for two years because he believes that they would make things better. ...