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Headlines to make you smile on April 1

It’s April 1. All Fools Day. It’s a day that some of us will pull pranks on our children, friends or co-workers. It’s a day that individually we might be a victim, but if we are, hopefully we can step back and laugh.

On this All Fools Day, here are some headlines that we can imagine would only run on April 1.

“State Sen. Cathy Young says New York City has Chautauqua County’s best interest at heart”

“Andy Goodell applauds Assembly Democrats for their partnership with Republicans”

“New York State Teachers Union to present Gov. Andrew Cuomo with award for commitment to both teachers and education”

“Hillary Clinton decides she’s not going to run for President, endorses Ted Cruz”

“Tom Reed calls Obama ‘the best president ever'”

“Vince Horrigan wants to see more county funds going to Medicaid”

“Facebook founder says keep your personal business to yourself”

“New coffee shop to open in town; will promote ‘regular coffee’ with cream and sugar”

“Brad Meyers says cut police budget; college students today are much better behaved”

“Temperatures soar locally; no sign of snow until Dec. 21”

If you have more, log on to this article at www.observertoday.com, and add your own suggested April Fools headlines.

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