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Nin Privitera, former Fredonia resident, offers some offbeat takes on recent headlines: --- Oh boy, our trade war with Canada may become more heated than it already is. According to the relentless digging for the truth, my super duper investigative team has found another executive order of President Trump that may soon be signed into law. Here are the highlights of what will be called executive order operation, GET OFF OUR LAKE, YOU, LOSERS. --- Starting today, upon the signing of this executive order 12345, I, Donald Trump, the greatest President in American history, legally declare ...